Archive For September 2nd, 2010

Siemens Gigaset SL400

By | September 2, 2010

If Heineken made cordless phones, odds are they would look like this. A veritable Rolls Royce amongst telephones, this device addresses the single most irritating feature of the cordless phones I have owned to date. It is capable of copying directory information from the Outlook directory on the PC, and propagating it around multiple handsets. [...]

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M.I.L

By | September 2, 2010

Do you know those episodes of Sex and the City where Miranda has Brady, and she’s back with Steve and Steve’s mum moves in with them to Queens, and little by little, Miranda starts to discover that her Mother-in-law is suffering from something untoward (Alzheimer’s)? And then she catches her in the street, eating pizza [...]

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Pine

By | September 2, 2010

Perhaps I’m pre-menstrual (actually, Fact Fans, post-menstrual). Perhaps my romantic heart is just that sensitive. Perhaps all hope for a non-sentimental outlook is gone for good but this weekend I am away from home, away from my Arctic Fox for two whole nights and I hate the thought. We have just said goodbye, like every [...]

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Desert Island Dick

By | September 2, 2010

Whilst sitting in my mother’s powder room last night, I picked up some loo reading material and was reminded that people are regularly asked for their Desert Island Discs on Radio 4. For any Brit reading this, it is somewhat of an institution and like, The Archers (or TV’s Coronation Street), is as old as time. [...]

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Accolades

By | September 2, 2010

I received a rather lovely motivational email from my Fat Club leader on Friday. She wrote to say that she was concerned by my apparent loss of heart in what I was achieving and that my low mood seemed uncharacteristic. It is true that last week was a tough one and that the strain of [...]

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Material

By | September 2, 2010

Ever feel like someone is sending you material for the amazing cult novel you always planned to write? You couldn’t make up some elements of my life, you really couldn’t.

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Before/After

By | September 2, 2010

This is me before (on Boxing Day): This is me yesterday: Sure, these aren’t full body shot, but you can see what a difference there is, can’t you? I feel so much better about myself. Can I get a little whoop whoop?

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Touche

By | September 2, 2010

The other night, whilst ensconced in our own boudoir, G Dawg and I had a minor verbal scuffle over nothing at all. One of the greatest things about G is that he shares a very similar sense of humour to me, but, it does seem, there is never a time we are both completely serious [...]

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The Diamond as Big as the Ritz

By | September 2, 2010

This weekend gone, the Fam and I attended the wedding of my cousin and his glamourous bride. My cousin resides on the side of our family that we don’t see that often, and by that token, are still quite pleasant to be around. It was a lovely day, full of love and genuine joy. I [...]

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And I Swear

By | September 2, 2010

I have to write vows. Well, I don’t have to, but I want to. But where does a person even start to put into words the things their love has given to them? How will I verbalise the feelings I felt when I found out that I believe again? That all the romance in life [...]

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