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Desert Island Dick

By | August 22, 2010

Whilst sitting in my mother’s powder room last night, I picked up some loo reading material and was reminded that people are regularly asked for their Desert Island Discs on Radio 4. For any Brit reading this, it is somewhat of an institution and like, The Archers (or TV’s Coronation Street), is as old as time. [...]

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Writing 101

By | August 20, 2010

I think of all the times I’ve denied being a real writer. Laughed it off,  pretended it isn’t happening. But I write. I coax words into single file, march them onwards, encourage them to grow and bend together, give birth to full sentences. My words may never set a world on fire, but to someone, [...]

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Dog Days

By | August 20, 2010

Today is going to be super fun! It is The Chief’s birthday and I finally have a real day off from my two jobs to spend time with friends and be girly and drink tea and eat and buy a dress and have lunch and gossip and talk about men/girls/boobs. And I cannot wait! Life [...]

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Action Jackson

By | August 20, 2010

Not everyone gives a flying hump about my weight loss/gain chronicles, and I understand and accept that. But I feel I have to make a statement here and record my thoughts on the whole thing for posterity and so I have something to look back on if I get off track. So, here I am [...]

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I Heart You, Blog

By | August 20, 2010

I love my Blog. There, I said it. Let’s not beat around the bush, play games or tell lies. One of my longest running, most successful relationships is with my Blog. (Do you capitalise this word or not? I never know). While the Blog/blog you see here was only technically born two years or so [...]

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Inspire Me This

By | August 20, 2010

My cooler-than-cool mother, is the Queen of the ‘Passive Agressive’ gift, according to my brother. Neither one of us, my brother or I, have ever received such life support in the form of self-help books, Thought for the Day emails, and, certainly in my case, conversation. If there is one person I will always turn [...]

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Heart-shaped Box

By | August 20, 2010

I tend to do most of my blogging on the hop. This means that I am almost never really in front of the PC whacking out my best work, but on the move, at work or fannying about when an idea or turn of phrase comes to me and make me want to write about [...]

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Marie Celeste

By | August 20, 2010

On Saturday I am going to meet an old, old friend for a cup of tea and a catch up after at least four years of absence in each other’s lives. She is one of the rare people still in my life (just), that knew me when I was with The Dickhead. She knew him [...]

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Test Post

By | August 20, 2010

Blah blah blah blah blah Vivienne Westwood shoes – £110! Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah. I love my Mummy.  Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! No new dress for me, I made a pact with myself, still have to shed four pounds before the [...]

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La Vie Boheme

By | August 20, 2010

I have so many thoughts bumping each other around inside my head, and only half a concentrated mind to get them out. If there were a safe way, I would bend a coathanger in such an angle as to hook them out through my ears and onto the screen. As it is, that doesn’t sound [...]

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